Patrick M. Jones

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Hanzo the Razor: Who’s Got the Gold

  • ~1 min read

In the opening moments of this film our lads Devil-Fire and Viper see a ghost while fishing one night. Once they tell Hanzo about it, he instantly lusts after the ghost and our merry band of rapists discuss the logistics of having sex with it. If she doesn’t have legs, how can she have a vagina? This is exactly the kind of thought provoking discussion one can expect from a Hanzo the Razor film.

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Hanzo the Razor: The Snare

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For better or worse, this entry abandons the experimental elements that were introduced in Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice. They did however keep Hanzo the Razor’s character. While his disdain for titles and abuse of power can be seen as likeable in a “fighting for the little guy” kind of way, he is a serial rapist and abuses those he decides to employ, which makes him rather unlikeable. Maybe these would work better as pink films, I’m not sure.

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Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice

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I hadn’t seen this one for 15 years or so until tonight. I vaguely remember liking one or some of the Hanzo films, but I’m guessing it wasn’t this one.

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The Batman

The Batman stands against a vermillion backdrop with rain coming down.
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I’ve always liked detective stories, who doesn’t like a good mystery? And I’ve been into comics since I was old enough to remember. I wasn’t into the superhero element of them so much as the art, character design, and the stories. Luckily, my sister enjoyed watching the excellent Batman: The Animated Series of the mid ’90s with me. I even tuned in to see Adam West in reruns of The Batman from the 60s. That theme song was amazing and everything down to the spinning newspaper transitions were cool as hell to me. Those series really cemented my love of Batman.

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Hooptober 8.0 - Pagpag: Nine Lives

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This is probably the best Filipino horror film I’ve ever seen, not that I’ve seen a lot. The overall production quality just seems far and above the others I’ve seen.

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Hooptober 8.0 - King Kong

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Wow, who knew this was so violent? This is basically some set up and then a series of fights and action scenes. This also must have had one hell of a budget. All the animation, composite shots (not sure how they’re done actually), and big scenes with 100 people in costumes and makeup couldn’t have come cheap.

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